A sobering look at male sexuality with an optimistic article linked at the end.
1) Tell him he’s got bad breath too, and surprise him with a snowball.
2) Tell him that can’t be, since you blew four guys that afternoon just to make sure. Of course, wait until after you’ve given him a good make out session.
3) Keep a cup of Scope nearby as you give him his next blowjob. Rinse frequently. See how he reacts. You might want to tie him down first, because things are going to get really interesting for him down below when the Scope hits his genitals.
My ex-boyfriend eats pussy better than anyone. Even now I can remember exactly what he used to do to me…
He’d start by tracing a line with the very tip of his tongue, from the bottom of my pussy but stopping just before my clit. He’d do it so gently I could barely feel it, his breath would be heavier on my pussy than his tongue.
Gradually he’d start to apply more pressure, and more of his tongue. He’d really take his time over this. In all it’d take about 10-15 minutes until he was running his flat, wet tongue over my swollen pussy lips. I’d be moaning like crazy, and he wouldn’t even have touched my clit yet!
He’d then take a little break, rubbing me gently with his fingers (but still not penetrating me or touching my clit). He used to always look at me in awe when he felt how wet I got, and tell me how horny it made him looking at my wet pussy.
Then he’d start planting tiny little kisses on my clit. I’d always arch my back when he did this, and he’d pin me down with one hand so I was completely at his mercy. He’d kiss my pussy like he kissed my mouth. Oh god, it was incredible! Then he’d trace tiny circles around my clit with his tongue, alternating this with little tongue flicks. By this stage I was so close to orgasm, but he always knew when I was on the edge because he’d pull away. He’d go back to gently kissing my pussy, asking me in between each kiss if I wanted him to make me cum. He’d tease me until I begged, until I’d described to him exactly how much I wanted his hard cock inside me.
When he was satisfied with my answer, he slowly slide two fingers inside me and hold them against my g-spot. Then he’d start slowly licking my clit with his tongue flat (it’s so much gentler than using the tip) while he stroked my g-spot. As my moans got louder, he’d build up speed, until he was finger fucking me and sucking hard on my clit. When I reached orgasm, he’d bury his face in my pussy and noisily swallow all my juices. This is how he found out how to make me have a multiple orgasms - hearing him slurping and moaning between my legs was such a turn on. He’d finish by kissing my pussy again until he was sure I was done.
(Just writing this post has made me so wet my underwear is soaked
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